The novel coronavirus pandemic has resulted in the fastest, wide-scale transition of the century to remote work as pretty much the entire country and virtually all its offices and business have done all they can to slow the spread of the COVID-19 disease by respecting Stay At Home orders and social and physical distancing measures. Higher education institutions have not been exempt. "A rapping professor. A cat in class. Pornography on Zoom." What has this online transition looked like for U.S. colleges and universities?